DESCRIPTION
 
– A PET ROCK is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals. The pet rock need not be fed, walked, bathed, or groomed, and it would not die, become sick, or shed hair on your favourite clothes.
 
– The package comprises a pet carrier box, the pet rock and a detailed instruction manual on how to train your pet. Remember, a bored rock is an unhappy rock and the book will help you teach your pet enough tricks to impress your friends.
 
Note from the makers:
 
The trick to raising a pet is to be calm. As the owner of a pet rock you have assumed a responsibility to love and care for this new addition to your family. If your rock should misbehave, be patient. If it should cause you problems, be forgiving. Remember; if you take care of your pet rock, your pet rock will take care of you.